This is Your Brain on Words

"You know that thing when someone tells you not to do something, or not to think about something, and then because they said that, that's the only thing you can think of?"
"What's that have to do with anything?"
"No, but, you know what I mean, right? Like when someone tells you 'don't look' so then you automatically turn around to see why they said don't look?"
"Or you just don't look?"
"No no, you look. Or when someone tells you bad news that they know is obviously going to freak you out, but then they tell you 'don't worry' and try to get you to go on like nothing changed."
"Because maybe nothing did change?"
"No dude, like if a girl you were with tells you she's a week late but don't worry. Like, why would you even tell me that if you don't want me to worry, you know? Stuff like that."
"What are you getting at?"
"What's that called?"
"...being pregnant?"
"No the whole thing. When they say don't and then you do."
"...not listening?"
"No seriously, it's called something, right?"
"I don't know what you're getting at."
"I just want to know what it's called. What the name of it is."
"I'm pretty sure it doesn't have a name."
"It's gotta be something!"
"Why does it have to be called something?"
"Because it has to have a name."
"Why are you so obsessed with it having a title?"
"It's just bothering me."
"Why?"
"Because. You know what I'm talking about. It's something, so it has to be called something."
"..."
"I shouldn't have to describe it and give examples every time I want to talk about it."
"How often do you talk about it?"
"That's besides the point."
"Not really."
"It comes up."
"So describe it to the people it comes up to, and then they'll know for next time."
"But I shouldn't have to do that. It should just be called something."
"Sorry dude."
"It's really bothering me that it doesn't have a name. They have words for everything else."
"Do you know how petty you sound?"
"Don't say that."
"I'm saying that."
"See, look you just did it. I told you to not do something, and you did it anyway."
"That's stupid. That doesn't even count. I said it first."
"And now you're getting all defensive about it."
"This is stupid."
"You're stupid."
"No this is seriously stupid. I'm not talking about this anymore."
"I just want to know what it's called."